Random Rant: 2 anime cows

Yes I know it's supposed to be Ichigo 100% 05 but I was so inspired by Zyl's 2 entries on 'Coporation 2 cows' and "Gainax's 2 cows' that I decided to have my own anime version too.

D.C. ~Da Capo~ style

You have 2 cows. One is your sister. One is your cousin. Both want to milk you.

Kiminozo style

You have 2 cows. One became comatose after being hit by a bulldozer. Just as you are going to milk the other, the first cow recovers. You can't decide which to milk and the entire farm wants to run you over with a bulldozer.

Air style

You have half a cow. It dies. You become a crow to search for the other half.

Kannazuki no miko style

You have 2 cows. They love each other and leave you for Yurimechamiko land (CR: Momotato)

Mai-HiME style

You have 13 cows. You start a bovine battle royale and just when you think you can set up a leather shop, they all resurrect and have you for breakfast. The cows live happily ever after.

Noir style

You have 2 cows. They skin all the bulls and you get repetitive flashbacks of them when they were still calves.

Mahoromatic style

You have 2 cows. One loves to trip while the other thinks ecchi is bad. Both cosplay as maids. You suddenly have a strong impulse to burn down Gainax.

Onegai Twins style

You have 2 cows. One of them is supposed to be your sister. You milk both anyway.

Tsubasa Chronicle style

You have 4 cows. You bring them in from separate pastures and start a new farm.

Ichigo 100% style

You have 4 cows. They give strawberry milk.

Ichigo 100% 05 up next....

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