1. 

   Crusader
   June 16th, 2006 - 15:15

   That makes three, at least your not hiding behind coincidence and happy accidents. It is an inevitablity that the nanoha gang is going to show up. The last figurine rant was only the tip of the iceberg. Aruru goodness eh? Why do I suspect that your secretly watching all Imouto-san eps from Haruhi to find the birthmark to substantiate your hypothesis…must be the power of the loli-wink they both close the same eye.

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2. 

   Stripey
   June 16th, 2006 - 15:34

   Ack! Did you know I was going to pre-order Fate? You must be from the shadow council! Speak! Who are the other 3 senechaux… oh never mind. If you would excuse me, I have a birthmark to hunt. (Btw thanks for the great idea!)

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3. 

   Crusader
   June 16th, 2006 - 16:53

   I have no idea what you mean, so let’s have no more of this wild speculation on a shadow council…. Tell us if you find anything.

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4. 

   Stripey
   June 16th, 2006 - 19:34

   You can be sure I’ll report it as fast as Omni (err if that’s possible) once I find something concrete on Kyon imouto/Mikuru liaison.

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5. 

   crimson
   June 16th, 2006 - 19:38

   I crown Aruru as queen!

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6. 

   Zyl
   June 17th, 2006 - 01:25

   Just waiting for the RCMP’s International Anti-Lolicon Force to come charge down your door! LOL

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7. 

   Crusader
   June 17th, 2006 - 02:30

   Best Movie preview voice:

   He was a Zaku who chased Pink skirts and ahoges, the other was a tanuki who was accused of meido-con.
   They were blogging brothers until a deposit slip was lost.
   Then Brother fought borther in a war that tore Singapore apart.
   Stripey (best governator voice): ‘isten to me I do ‘ave meido-con these are my figurines…
   Zyl (Mafioso): I’ll make a calligraphy he can’t refuse…
   Zyl Do Right vs Stripey Whiplash…
   Stripey: No Luna fo you, an’ she ‘as a nasty ahoge.
   Zyl: Heat Hawke attack!
   Coming this summer to a figurine store near you.

   How did this start up again?

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8. 

   DrmChsr0
   June 17th, 2006 - 05:44

   Then what the Hell am I? The ex football-playing king in space who dies from lack of fats?

   Stripey is falling to the Dark Side. Embrace the Dark Side.

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9. 

   Stripey
   June 17th, 2006 - 12:49

   crimson: We need Aruru as a sister princess first.

   Zyl: Why? After I just fought a successful battle against the Dark loli-forces? I feel no guilt watching the moe-loliciousness of Aruru now. I think I’m cured.

   Crusader: We need you for our up and coming Hontou ni movie! Apply as scenario writer now!

   DrmChsr0: Am I the one to bring balance to the force?

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10. 

    Zyl
    June 17th, 2006 - 17:22

    The absence of guilt is not a sign of the extinction of desire but of conscience. Mwahahaha.

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11. 

    DrmChsr0
    June 17th, 2006 - 17:54

    No, but we sure could use some Sith apprentices.

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12. 

    Xellos-_^
    June 17th, 2006 - 18:09

    Illya is Shirou’s older sister.

    Stripy, welcome to the darkside

    Resistance is futile you will be assimalated

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13. 

    Haesslich
    June 17th, 2006 - 23:31

    Gah! And Kitsurugu wasn’t Shirou’s blood-relation… so Ilya’s technically his STEP-sister, but that’s a distinction she doesn’t really care about. But between her and Kyon’s imoutu, there have been many obsessions launched.

    And you forgot Maika – shame on you! She’s one of the better examples of siscon I can think of, outside of Da Capo.

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14. 

    Stripey
    June 18th, 2006 - 23:00

    Zyl: You doubt my pure and honorable intentions? LOL!!

    DrmChsr0: Hmm I don’t know, the Sith need to butcher innocent children? From this post you shd know I like children? Wait, that didn’t come out quite right…

    Xellos-_^ : Somehow that downs the satisfaction a little… moelolicious onee-chan? Hmm not quite the same impact…

    Haesslich: haha glad you showing love for Maika! Fortunately for us, Maika’s not loli enough (anime-wise) to make it on this list (although in RL, she would be consider loli-jailbait in most countries. )

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15. 

    Icteridae
    June 19th, 2006 - 18:14

    Allow yourself to temporarily depart from your loli tendencies with:

    Ouran Host Club subbed by Lunar Anime

    I ad mit, the series did not appeal to me at first, but I was bored and decided to give the first few episodes a try. At first glance it’s just a reverse harem and one step away from being shoujo heaven, but something about the characters just makes me laugh. I’d have to say the one downside to the series is the reuse of certain comedic themes, but they always manage to make me chuckle anyways.

    Give it a try!

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16. 

    Haesslich
    June 19th, 2006 - 20:27

    Stripey: She IS Loli-Jailbait, given her age… which is why I suggested her addition to the list, even if she’s not as obvious as Ilya or Kyon’s imouto. Heck, Primula’s in the same bracket, technically…

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17. 

    Stripey
    June 19th, 2006 - 22:51

    Icteridae: Thanks for suggesting the antidote! Been hearing good things about Ouran and will definitely pick it up even though as you so aptly put “a step away from shoujo heaven” LOL! Speaking of reverse harems, I’m into Saiunkoku now and there’s a certain charm about crybaby bishies and tsundere males … I see a cure on the horizon.

    Haesslich: Ohhh yes… Primula is a FINE specimen of this lolicious bracket you are talking about. I actually was thinking of writing a entry on “Recent light-haired-lolis of note” but seeing how it might soil my pristine online reputation as champion against anime-related fetishes like loli-meido-siscon, I thought the better of it… LOL!

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18. 

    Haesslich
    June 20th, 2006 - 09:29

    After this blog entry, Stripey, I don’t think you’ll be able to regain any sense of ‘pristineness’… ever.

    Go for it – Primula and Maika are fair examples of ‘siscon’ who are quite devoted (and in some cases, psycho without going into Kaede territory), without being so… loli, like the ones above. I still think that Taiga-sensei wisely took Ilya away from Shirou’s house to take any temptation towards siscon out of his home (and futon). She’s a loudmouth, but she’s not an idiot. Except for having Ilya move in with her, since they make a heck of a manzai team… which may have been the point, come to think about it.

    If you want an upcoming example of this, Chokotto Sister flirts with this territory without crossing over, since the imoutu there isn’t interested in onii-chan in quite that way, although she does cling to him since he’s a) her big brother, and b) because she has so little experience of the world and is emotionally developing, given that she’s still a youngin’. There are hints that he has a LITTLE siscon… but he’s a good boy and keeps himself from even considering it, especially given that he’s interested in the woman who runs the flower shop, and has a female admirer in the form of his landlady.

    But in a Maika-versus-Primula battle for ‘who loves onii-chan’ more, I’d give the edge to Maika even after factoring in Primula’s powers – one’s the ’till death do me and onii-chan’ part, while the other’s ‘onii-chan! *GLOMP*’ type without being as attached to him as Maika is to hers.

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19. 

    Stripey
    June 21st, 2006 - 09:46

    Haha! I have this impulse to prove you wrong by putting up this poll on my online reputation…

    “Hontou ni taihen desu is…”

    a) So wholesome I have to click “I’m under 18″ to get here!
    b) So devoid of anime-fetishing complexes that it’s boring to be here!
    c) So dark the con of Stripey!

    But I thought the better of it… since I get the feeling Zyl is going to award me self-destructing tanuki of the year again….. LOL!

    Anyway I digress. To choose between Maika and Primula is like trying to choose between 15 yrs Kotori in Da Capo and 17 yr old Kotori in DCSS, a utterly inhumane and cruel choice. I would go thru Watanagashi disembowlment THRICE to avoid such a decision. But if I HAD to, Primula wins. Have you seen her loli-face rub in SHUFFLE’s final ep? I think no multi-cellullar organism can resist that.

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20. 

    Haesslich
    June 21st, 2006 - 20:01

    >> Have you seen her loli-face rub in SHUFFLE

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21. 

    Stripey
    June 22nd, 2006 - 09:33

    Chiaki’s cool. I rem how she was so coy yet open about Haruo’s kiss in the athletic fest ep. You are probably right that Maika fanaticism would edge Primula out in the end. The major difference here though is mainly because Maika is not about to share onii-chan while Primula’s easy about harems. But I fear Primula. She may be cool and all but cross certain lines and she makes her unlimited powers felt. As long as Maika stays away from those boundaries, she can had onii-chan in whatever salad dressings she fancies.

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22. 

    Haesslich
    June 24th, 2006 - 11:22

    Primula has lines you don’t cross… and Shuffle has no problem with the harem in-series; Kaede’s gotten permission from the ‘head wife’ Asa to keep her devotion to Rin alive, the others from the God and Demon worlds accept the idea of multiple ‘wives’ (even if Rin’s yet to wrap his head about the notion), and Primula’s… well, she doesn’t quite seem interested in Onii-chan in ‘that’ fashion yet.

    Honestly – I love Maika as much as anyone else… but her psychosis is more off-putting than Kaede’s. At least Kaede’s has a REASON behind it, which lets me understand and accept it. Maika’s was something she was apparently born with, and as cute as she is… it’s something I that I don’t think anyone I know could deal with, especially with her her inability to even let others like onii-chan in a platonic manner.

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