The Meidoconholy of Stripey IV (hnKd 4/2006)

"The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry." (Robert Burns) "No plans survive first contact with the enemy." (Old military adage) "Everything is very simple in War, but the simplest thing is difficult. These difficulties accumulate and produce a friction which no man can imagine exactly who has not seen War..." (Clausewitz) And so, from its early roots, the evil plan comes to fruition subject, of course, to the legislation of Messers Murphy and Unintended Consequences.

"Paiseh" in the third message of the second panel is Singaporean slang, deriving from the Hokkien (Fujianese Minnan) dialect to denote embarrassment. Final line is a quote from GITS: SAC ▼ Show

What have I done? I have unleashed a monster... LOL

As to what horrors could possibly have been communicated via that second SMS. Here's one hypothetical possibility. Use your imagination and share in the horror. The horror. Then again, the Striped One could have simply made the whole thing up and "accidentally" send it to the wrong/right receipent to deliberately traumatize his attempted tormenter, thus brilliantly turning the tables on the evil plan. Assuming that you believe any of this exists outside of my warped mind. *cue Twilight Zone theme*

Related posts:

1. The Meidoconholy of Stripey III (hnKd 3/2006)
2. The Sanfransiscon of Stripey II (hnKd 1/2006)
3. The Sanfransiscon of Stripey I (hnKd 2/2006)