Letters to Santa (Harem leads version)

What would letters to Santa from anime harem leads be like? Here's the scoop as Santa breaks confidentiality and reveals daring letters from several harem offenders. Exclusively at Hontouni Taihendesu.

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Letter 1 (Kimi ga nozomu eien)

Dear Santa,

Thank you for answering my request last year. Although if you read the fine print, I wrote death not coma. Nevertheless, it's all good since I got to see the lovely Akane-chan squeeze into that teeny weeny middle-school outfit. Man, I would jump her if you as much give me a chance to be alone with her. A cab is fine too.

Counting on you Santa-san!

Takayuki Narumi

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Letter 2 (School Days)

Dear Santa,

I'm been a real good boy this year servicing all the girls in my school free of charge. I thought I deserve a nice gift for my noble deeds. It's called karma, yes? Well, you see there's a certain cute Kokoro chan who haven't been a beneficiary of my philanthropic activities and I wanna share the love. You get it.

Don't let me down, Santa-dude!

Makoto Ito

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Letter 3 (Fate/Stay night)

Dear Santa,

Please send another apron. The one I own now seem to be an objection of contention among some ladies. And if you think I have been exceptionally good (after all I DID valiantly tank Berserker with a +5 T-shirt of abominable stupidity) please send too a larger rice-cooker.

Cheers,

Shirou Emiya

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Letter 4 (Otome wa boku ni koishiteru)

Dear Santa,

Thanks for your +5 swimsuit of gender-bending last year. Worked like a charm! This year, I'd need a +3 D-cupped brassier of natural cleavage and +5 pantsu of schlong hiding to ensure I don't graduate as onii-sama. Oh, please throw in a Hattori Hanzo^TM shaver if you can. Facial hair giving problems lately.

Gokigenyo!

Mizuho Miyanokouji

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Letter 5 (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu)

Dear Santa

Please don't let me be my own uncle, that Mikuru san isn't my niece/sister from the future. Speaking of which, could you send a sexy santa suit too? The maid/bunny suit acts are getting kinda old.

Send soon or I'll tell Haruhi you don't exist.

Kyon

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Letter 6 (Zero no tsukaima)

Dear Santa,

I've literally worked like a dog this winter only to find the eroge "Tristani hearts" sold out. Damn! I was so looking forward to the babelicious queen and moelicious maid's routes. Anyhow I hope you'd make up for it by granting me my first kiss this Christmas. Please let it be someone gentle and womanly.

I can't care if you have to cross cosmos to find her!

Saito Hiraga

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Letter 7 (Da Capo)

Dear Santa,

Thanks for your consistently delicious h-mangas for the past few xmas. But just for this year, could you cut back on the incest ones? Especially those dealing with imoutos? I'm starting to have these weird dreams. Cat-girls and maid fetishes are fine though. Oh and more of those digestive pills if the sock allows.

Looking forward to a white xmas!

Junichi Asakura

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Letter 8 (SHUFFLE!)

Dear Santa,

Once again a BIG thank you for sending us that free onsen hotel accommodations last Christmas. In fact my parents are making their way back from it now. This year, I want nothing more than a Hattori Hanzo^TM boxcutter blade. Need the best to carve out my kit models.

Remember to stay off the roads and alcohol while sledding!

Rin Tsuchimi

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I wonder if Haruhi would share with us the new year resolutions she received for 2008.

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