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Twenty anime pick-up lines

You may be a stud in real life but if thrown into a foreign anime world, would you still have your mojo? How can you compete with the likes of Makoto Ito? Fear not! Hontouni taihen desu gives 20 sure-fire pick-up lines for 20 different anime worlds.

[Ah my goddess] Greek or Roman? I didn't know goddesses still exist!

[Aria] Are you Single?

[Cardcaptor Sakura] - You're so beautiful, I'd marry your brother just to be in your family.

[Chobits/Hand Maid May] - Did I turn you on?

[Chokotto Sister] Can I take your pic? Just want Santa to know what exactly I want for Xmas.

[Clannad] Your family must sell dangos cos that's a nice bundle you have there.

[Erementar Gerad] Wanna react?

[Futakoi] - If you're any more beautiful, you'd be twins!

[Habun tsuki] I only have 3 months to live...

[Hayate no Gotoku] - A voice in the sky told me to come over and talk to you.

[Jubei chan] 50 bucks says you wouldn't hand over that lovely eye-patch.

[Kiminozo] Is that your middle school uniform or are there growth hormones in the drinks?

[Major] I play the field but it looks like home run with you tonight.

[Marimite] Gokigenyo...

[Onegai Teacher] - Your father alien? Cos you're out of this world!

[Otoboku] - I'll tell you a joke that'll have you laugh your boobs off.

[Shakugan no Shana] - You're so spellbinding hot that everyone's frozen in their tracks!

[Shugo Chara] - I have the key to your Dumpty Humpty lock.

[Suzuka] You on the track team? Cos you've been running through my mind the whole night.

[Utawarerumono] Is that your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Disclaimer: Results may vary from bishoujo to bishoujo.

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  1. Skane
    February 1st, 2008 - 12:25

    Oh darn… I thought you were going to list out actual pick-up lines from anime. ^^;

    Natch.

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  2. Hinano
    February 1st, 2008 - 12:30

    Its Humpty Lock and Dumpty Key by the way lol

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  3. Kabitzin
    February 1st, 2008 - 13:14

    Rozen Maiden: I like the Junk in your trunk.

    Ok that would probably get you killed, actually.

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  4. Crusader
    February 1st, 2008 - 15:31

    To counteract this poison here’s some fitting responses for the victims of unwanted doormat attention:

    [Ah my goddess] Greek or Roman? I didn

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  5. Asrialys
    February 1st, 2008 - 17:06

    LOL Love the Shugo Chara and Clannad ones. At school and nearly lol’d.

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  6. holyman282
    February 1st, 2008 - 19:52

    Very witty Stripey lol. Had me chuckling on several of them!

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  7. Stripey
    February 1st, 2008 - 20:39

    Skane: heh, that’d require me to study anime more. Benkyou benkyou! :)

    Hinano: Those confusing Japlish rhymes! :P Thanks for the correction.

    Kabitzin: I have the same gut feeling. :)

    Crusader: LOL! Your razor sharp responses makes me come to one of the these 2 conclusions – 1) You are often the receiving end of the pick-lines. 2) You are often the receiving end of those responses XD Either way, great follow-ups :)

    Asrialys: Heh, had to tune down the dango innuendos for the family friendly hontouni :)

    holyman282: Thanks! XD

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  8. PQQ
    February 1st, 2008 - 21:50

    No mentions of ponytails?

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  9. Hazey
    February 1st, 2008 - 23:36

    LMAO the cardcaptop sakura one cracked me up! XD

    To Crusader, YOU ROCK!!! XD *die laughing*

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  10. Crusader
    February 2nd, 2008 - 01:36

    How little you know me patron saint of sis-con…I never make such a foolish mistake as to use lame pick up lines. I learn from my mistakes, but it is far better to learn from the mistakes of others.

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  11. usagijen
    February 2nd, 2008 - 03:02

    lol xD

    the Erementar Gerad pick-up line reminded me of Sousei no Aquarion… along the lines of “wanna gattai”?

    and, I thought of something else for Shugo Chara…
    “you are the my EMBRYO. with you, my wish is fulfilled”

    *spanks self for too much cheesiness xD*

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  12. Stripey
    February 2nd, 2008 - 06:45

    PQQ: I’d love to, especially in a Haruhi world except I don’t know how to :)

    Hazey: Heh, the one thing I’d never get over in anime would always be Yukito passing Sakura over for her bro…. that gotta hurt XD

    Crusader: Well said. Especially when some of those lines could be potentially fatal. :P

    usagijen: heh, don’t be too hard on yourself, after all pick up lines are supposed to be cheesy :P Just thought of another Shugo Chara one

    “I’m a great egg-mirer of yours!” XD

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  13. Setsukyie
    February 2nd, 2008 - 08:08

    [Cardcaptor Sakura] – You

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  14. CCY
    February 2nd, 2008 - 18:28

    I don’t know where you come up with these features but I’m liking it. Not a lot of them left me laughing (or turned on for that matter XD) That Aria one is the best of the bunch by miles, quick, straight to the point, and still referential. Love it.

    On a scale from 1 to 10, this is probably an 11 on wrongness, but [School Days] “You like the ocean, baby? ‘Cause I’ve got a nice boat.” is my contribution. Or, [ef] “Do you believe in love in first sight, or do you want me to show up again in 13 hours?” (first impression would probably fit more, but you get the idea). XD

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  15. usagijen
    February 2nd, 2008 - 20:39

    egg-mirer… nice one Stripey xD

    same with CCYoshi, I found Aria to be one of the best in the bunch, hehehe.

    some nifty lines you have there, CCYoshi :p

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  16. Skane
    February 3rd, 2008 - 00:02

    I hope the following lines are not too abstract/vague. ^^;

    Air(TV): “Wanna score with me?”

    Canvas 2: “~Paint my love
    you should paint my love
    it’s the picture of a thousand sunsets
    it’s the freedom of a thousand doves
    Baby you should paint my love~”

    GaoGaiGar: “You’re the Heaven to my Hell, girl.”

    Gundam 00: “I am Gundam.” *poses*

    Gundam Wing: “Blow me up, woman.”

    H2O: “Let me rock your soul, baby.”

    Kanon(2006): “I can make you cry for me.”

    Moyashimon: “You make me sick, lovesick that is.”

    Nanoha: “Friends forever, or else…”

    Rozen Maiden: “I’ll make you a perfect woman.”

    Utawarerumono: “I AM YOUR GOD!”

    Cheers.

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  18. Stripey
    February 3rd, 2008 - 21:40

    Great contributions! Maybe we can publish something to pay for my figures and artbooks! XD

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