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Ten anime lolis I would have married

By Zyl….. 's comrade-in-anime. My inaugural post on Hontou ni would also be an incriminating one. With the lines demarcating tanuki and Zaku blurred, the Mounties would surely kick down the wrong door now. The countdown to a shima-shima Zaku has finally begun. (In fact the very astute in the blogsphere have already picked up the some vibes.) Indeed what better to mark the union of blogs with a post on marriage. To stay relevant to the times, here’s dedicating this post to the fabulously lolicious cast of Pandora Hearts. Yes, one woman’s shota is another man’s loli.

In no order of martial preference,

1.            Iokawa Karada (Asatte no Houkou)

Given the preview of her 20 yr old form, I don’t see why anyone in their right mind wouldn’t place advance booking.

2.            Sumeragi Kagura (Code Geass)

The enlightened loli-princess is your gateway to a glorious life of polygamy.

3.            Mochida Hinako (Myself; yourself)

Want to see your wife in goth-loli garb at 40? Able to wear the twin-tail with lolicious flair at 50? Then my friend, don’t pick she who ages well but she who is practically ageless. Hinako’s one such fine example.

4.            Testarossa Fate (Nanoha As)

I have to say Fate didn’t age very well. (Oooh those thighs at 19, too much sonic form I reckon). All the more reason to snag her at her ‘prime’. We need a Nanoha ASs (ie a season between As and StrikerS for Fate in her 15 yr old form.)

5.            Fujisaki Nadeshiko (Shugo Chara)

Since the window to marry her closes at 12 (or 11?), it’s best to snag her when she’s.. well… technically still... her.

6.            Riful (Claymore)

Do the dishes promptly; always put back your artbooks after browsing and clean up your drool after catching Princess Lover and maybe, just maybe she wouldn’t go abyssamal on you… Well, the loli avatar’s worth it all though.

7.            Yuta Kanami (Scryed)

Though largely ornamental in Scryed, Kanami would make a great trophy wife. Although her Alter powers may put a damper on my clandestine, wild Saturday nights... watching my PVC figures lean...

8.            Zefiris (Scrapped Princess)

I know, I know. We can’t have kids. But hey who needs children when your wife has the power to create worlds!?? Hmmm… harem worlds…

9.            Mone (Yumeria)

Love the characters, hate the anime. Yumeria is one of the WORST harem I’ve seen but Mone (with her one word vocabulary) is really cute. Plus, this guarantees she wouldn’t nag.

10.          Gretel (Black Lagoon)

Hey you may just save her soul! Or lose your limbs/life….

Signing off, Zyl…… 's furry friend.

PS: No lolis were harmed or actually wedded in the making of this post. The views expressed in this entry are entirely of Hontounia’s and not representative of the tanuki race. You may want to call 1800-I-hate-Goufs for the official Zaku view.

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  1. Hinano
    August 21st, 2009 - 01:25

    “One woman’s shota is another man’s loli” accurately describes Nadeshiko….I mean Nagihiko :lol:

    Also mone was insanely annoying (yes in fact I did watch Yumeria. xDDD)

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  2. jpmeyer
    August 21st, 2009 - 01:51

    “Well, ambitious men do have appetites!”

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  3. CCY
    August 21st, 2009 - 02:11

    Well if you want a loli who is practically ageless I would think Primula would be the better choice for you, I think I remembered you were a card-carrying member there … or is she too ‘old’?

    I wonder why Hinako is ‘ageless’, though, I don’t remember M;Y having that sort of gimmick, although I think you don’t mean it that way.

    Sadly, I am for the most part horribly unfamiliar with most of the rest of your list, I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but I do believe you have good taste in Nagehiko and Kaguya (also, your comment amuses me re: the former).

    I am curious however your opinion re: the Hayate no Gotoku girls – although many of them may not have the same ‘loli look’ as what I feel like you might look for, I always am rather unpleasantly surprised when I am reminded Isumi and the like are 14 years old!

    (Ah, maybe I am worse than I thought if I can bust out four paragraphs on loli waifus…)

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  4. Jinnistacia
    August 21st, 2009 - 02:15

    I wanted to see Nanoha grow up, instead of skipping ahead.

    No loli picks here, but some of them could mature quite well.

    –Jinni

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  5. Asrialys
    August 21st, 2009 - 03:24

    We need a Nanoha ASs (ie a season between As and StrikerS for Fate in her 15 yr old form.)

    lol Despite your parentheses, you had to have done that on purpose…

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  6. Evirus
    August 21st, 2009 - 03:36

    Zefiris isn’t a loli. She’s just four feet tall.

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  7. Link
    August 21st, 2009 - 04:48

    Do you enjoy having the worst blog in the universe?

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  8. Nazarielle
    August 21st, 2009 - 05:42

    Ah, another fan of Kaguya. Her forward views are sure to be a big help to your tanuki ways. Personally, I’d pick Nanoha over Fate, but I think you’re way too late to the scene, the Nanoha/Fate boat has already sailed. The yuri is strong with those two.

    And what’s this, someone else thinks Riful is an absolutely delightful little Abyssal One? I never thought I’d see the day. Of course, Mizuki Nana’s playfully evil voice certainly helps.

    Unfortunately, I haven’t seen more than half of the rest of these, so all I can say is, my list would be a bit different. I can’t remember if you’ve seen Fate/stay night or not, but if you have and didn’t list Ilya… shame on you!

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  9. 0rion
    August 21st, 2009 - 06:30

    I can’t believe there’s not a single Kugimiya Rie character in that entire list. Inexcusable!

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  10. Link
    August 21st, 2009 - 07:37

    Do you enjoy being the worst blog in the known, and likely unknown, universe?

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    • Zyl
      August 21st, 2009 - 08:55

      Hmmm, pretty tough call on recovering it from the Akismet bin. Links to a real anime blog (colonydrop) but the phrasing is spam-like generic. As a compromise, have de-linked it even though comment links are nofollow…

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      • Link
        August 21st, 2009 - 11:16

        Aren’t you a barrel of laughs, dude? Can’t deal with some internet criticism? Poor baby. I appreciate how you lack any sort of wit, tact, or common sense in all areas.

    • Zyl
      August 21st, 2009 - 13:55

      Ah, a real person. My apologies.

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  11. Stripey
    August 21st, 2009 - 23:20

    Hinano: LOL! How apt indeed! On Yumeria, we must be one of the remaining dinosaurs who actually caught/blogged the series! XD Dark times those were for the realm of harem.

    jpmeyer: That’s what I kept telling my wife too who has banned supper from our lives… XD

    CCY: Heh, you should get to know more on the list! Many of them fabulous characters. I should have been clearer but a criterion for making on this list was that they should be 13 or below. Which is why Evirus has a valid point about Zefiris. :P For those above 13, I refer to them as being lolicious which Louise is.

    Jinnistacia: Yes, maturing well is the other key criterion for making the list. Keen observation!

    Asrialys: I try XD

    Evirus: LOL! A valid point. But I’d rather think of Zefiris as loli than a midget :P

    Nazarielle: Ilya would have made top 15. :) And yes, Nana Mizuki is the voice of the loli generation indeed! As for Nanoha and Fate, where’s the part I get to stand up and say “Nay!”??

    Orion: My good bro’s right. My very personal definition states anyone above 13 but looking younger would be classified as lolicious. Also a favoured class in Hontounia. :)

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  12. Di Gi Kazune
    August 22nd, 2009 - 03:18

    Shana is technically a loli. >_>

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  13. Asrialys
    August 22nd, 2009 - 16:37

    A bit unrelated, but there’s more Mahoromatic coming in October. Just a two-episode special though…

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  14. Stripey
    August 22nd, 2009 - 17:19

    Thanks Asrialys! That’s uplifting news indeed! I have really fond memories of their summer special. Hope it retains that same spirit of good ecchi fun with a touch of heart. :)

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  15. Shin
    August 22nd, 2009 - 22:06

    Greetings, brethren of similar faith! So I was almost right in placing the blog on my esteemed list long before the merge. Nice to know we share favorites as well!

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